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9 hours ago

Heart touching Story...

Ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend and said-
Dear mene tumhare lie utne ROSE lie, jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho..

While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai..
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu..
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.

aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..

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9 hours ago

Judge – You are crossing the limits.

Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge – How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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9 hours ago

Excellent Mind...
Masoom Chehra...
Mithi Aawaz...
Khubsurat Aankhe...
Perfect Personality...
Khushmizaj Andaz...
Ye To Hui Meri Baat...

Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho?

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9 hours ago

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,

If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,

Moral of the story
Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey...

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9 hours ago

Santa got job in 'idea' customer care call centre.

Customer: my idea sim is blocked, what to do?

Santa : don't get tense, remove 'idea' sim
and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you for calling 'aircel'.

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9 hours ago

indian- i have 4 sister & 3 brothers
what abt u?

American - i have no sis or no bro
but i hav 4 moms from 1st dad & 5 dads frm my 1st mom...

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